Total Medals Earned: 479 (From 100 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,785 Points
Medals Earned: 2/11 (30/395 points)
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.
Medals Earned: 11/24 (280/1,000 points)
Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only
Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls
Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol
Use a water jug to put off your burning engine
Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown
Hit 25 civilians
Hit 50 highway soldiers
Defeat a helicopter
Get all 5 enemy types off your hood
Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed
Do 30 zombie splatter hits
Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa
Kill 10 zombies at low speed
Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots
Avoid 10 mutated zombies
Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare
Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo
Buy all the upgrades
Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time
Dodge 10 carpet bombings
Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time
Beat Highway To Hell
Drive 10 KM in Police State
Beat The Great Escape
Medals Earned: 7/23 (155/485 points)
Help 10 Bellydancers
Help 10 Cow Bells
Help 10 Door Bells
Help 10 Anna Bells
Help 10 Graham Bell Prototypes
Help 10 Taco Bells
Help 10 Thinker Bells
Help Bell Air
Help Bell Boy
avoid Bellicose characters
Save Bottom Bell Pants
Save Box Ring Bell
Save Church Bell
Save Graham Bell
Save Hotel Bell
Save Jingle Bell
Save The Real Taco Bell
Save Money
Save Wedding Bell
Save Weepin Bell
Help 10 Bell Flowers
Help 10 Camp Bell Soups
Save Every Bell
Medals Earned: 15/21 (125/380 points)
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Love hurts.
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/280 points)
Go through the whole intro without skipping.
Check out the Credits page!
Finish the game without Lucia ever dying to traps or pits.
Finish the game!
Finish the game without ever destroying the Orb.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/45 points)
Fire your finger guns for the first time!
lose a run by being really bad at video games!
Use the 'Heroin' Item for the first time!
Beat the Shoot Trip Die Demo
Medals Earned: 1/25 (5/500 points)
Zombie Scenario
Survive 14 days in a row.
Survive 3 months total
alien scenario
anarchy scenario
planet of the apes scenario
demon scenario
dragon scenario
goat scenario
ice age scenario
nazi zombie scenario
nuclear war
magical island master
virus scenario
religion scenario
robot scenario
Survive 1 year total
Survive 28 days in a row.
Survive 3 years total
Survive 50 days in a row.
Survive 100 days in a row.
Get 100,000 points.
Survive 5 years total
Survive 10 years total
Survive 150 days in a row.
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/500 points)
Just kill any enemy
Level up your gun once
Level up your knife once
Complete Stage 1
Reach level 5 with guns
Reach level 5 with knife
Reach gun level 10
Reach knife level 10
Reach gun level 20
Reach stage level 20
Reach level 20 with knife
Medals Earned: 6/10 (35/130 points)
Go full speed
Get negative 20 rings
Kill five bees
Get a negative number of rings
Go the minimum speed
Kill two enemies without touching the ground
Get 100 rings in a row without missing any
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/12 (65/145 points)
Go quickly
Kill 2 enemies as Sonac without touching the ground
Kill 5 bees
You went too quickly
Defeat Mr. Eggs in battle
Get negative 50 rings
Get negative 100 rings or something like come on
Kill 3 enemies as Sonac without touching the ground